I’m out and I cam 3rd even more annoying the final 2 are women

The two girls are so drunk but they know that one of them is going to £360 and if i had only hung in there they are agreeing to split the cash so that effectively makes it game over.

But for the first time in its history the Stella trophy is going to a woman and reinforcing the fact that women’s poker is on the growth.

whats next a woman who gives a shit about poker? Only time will tell plus people say I’m a bitter loser what do you think?

As it turns out its not the final 9 and 2 people went out in one hand and we are automatically down to 8 and there are 4 women and 4 men.

It literally is women vs men. I think the Stella has taken more effect on the women or are they playing a game as women always do??????????????????

I’m trying to stop the room spinning and hoping that other people pass out first, I’m trying to play clever and stay in pass the first fold then I don’t have to down my beer.

Will beer be my unfolding or will it be my cockiness to beat the girls, incidentally I don’t think that will happen as whilst i was writing this 2 of the girls and 1 bloke obviously trying to avoid beer problems have gone out so we are down to the final 5.

Things are heating up on the girls table as they cant take the pace from the beer point of view and a couple of them are going all in to avoid the downing of Stella.

OMG 3 are them are out in one hand and they are more interested in the TV but the new girls are loving the chance of winning £360.

One more player goes out and we can mix the tables I’m going to start bullying and make people freak out.

That’s not working someone luckily with little chips called me and took me down I might resort to the stella for a while so if the spelling goes funny don’t worry about it as I will be hammered.

I’m trying to keep up with this as beer is flowing and people are purposely playing slow so they do not have to get to drunk to quick and all the girls seem to be the main culprits as they can talk for England.

I just had a really bad beat as I went in heavily with a Ace king and some lucky joker called me with Ace 10, and flopped a straight which didn’t cripple me as I have won quite a bit but hurt me as I hate losing chips.

The girls are wetting themselves as they are watching big brother whilst playing and Lisa is purely ripping into Rex and almost threatening him to the point where if they meet up on the outside her husband will batter him.

Now he is apologizing but she wont take it and keeps telling him to grow up

OMG Ive pocket rockets again and everyone is betting big this is going to be fun.

Yep it was and Ive taken another haul. woot woot.

I watching with interest the girls table

They seem to be chatting more than playing but they are sticking to the rules and drinking according to the losers rule.

Its so funny every year as they get toooooooo drunk and all the lads end up taking home the winnings except one girl who has the constitution of an ox but luckily she is not a poker player.

I think our table is going to finish a lot quicker than there’s and I’m guessing the gossip from the girls will go on until the early morning.

As you can imagine not everyone stays with the same partners over the years and its the same 9 lads who have turned up but there are 3 new faces from the girls side and I’m excited to see if they can play.

The rules for this match are quite simple, two tables 9 boys and 9 girls they both play separate until there are only 9 players remain then the tables mix each hand must be played as normal but the winner of each hands gets to drink as little as they want the first folder has to drink half a pint which makes it so much fun because people stay i the hand for the sake of it.

My first hand simply was awesome as I was dealt pocket rockets and I managed to knock one player out with 3 of kind.

Three of the lads on my table had to down there beers as they are drinking bottles and that counts as half a pint.

So the plan is going well and Ive doubled up already, the question is do I change my play and sit back but be forced to drink or do I try and finish a few more future drunks? Read and learn.

So its come round and its my turn to host the poker tournament for the annual trophy for the mixed sex Texas hold em Stella trophy.

Tonight we get together with 9 women and 9 men and have a fun night mainly drinking Stella but trying to play poker under the effects and win some hard earned cash, I am going to try and drunkenly bring you most of the exciting events.

Last year I got that drunk I fell asleep and my chips were simply eaten up by the blinds, so im going to line the stomach tonight and make sure i compete.

watch this space.

Michael Wax has taken the gambling non stop to a new level as he was kicked out because of his personal hygiene, he had been gambling at a table for 18 hours straight which as you can imagine is a sweaty affair, and has now taken the matter further because he has submitted a compliant to the Bortgata Casino in Atlantic City.

Wax said when he went to the toilet he was tracked by a couple of security guards and was told that the other players on the table had submitted lots of complaints about the smell and state of his hygiene. After he had finished his business he was tracked again, he quietly sat down and continued playing when he was aggressively told that he had to not only leave the table but the whole casino. Wax was not happy as you could imagine but he said “can i have a room to freshen up in?” but he was told NO and was made to leave.

Mr Wax has sent i a official complaint against the casino to the Casino Control Commission in detail and they are looking in to whether or not the casino has broken any human right laws or casino regulations. The smelly Mr Wax has now said that he has spent millions in the casino and the treatment was not fair he is now considering looking for a new casino.

I cant imagine there were any rules broken but it will be fun to see the out come.