I bet you 20 green queens that I gamble more than you do. See, its already happened. If you’re reading this post and didn’t gamble about 4 seconds ago then technically I gamble more than you-by the way you probably owe me 20 notes so pay up. You can send the money later-I’ll give you the benefit of the doubt on this occasion.

I had an epiphany the other night that you can pretty much bet on anything-just get down to the bookmakers and place the bet. I play a lot of pro-evolution soccer on the PS3. Can you see where this is going? If you didn’t take a can of SKOL and drink it-you’re clearly not thinking straight.

So we’re talking about betting on games of Pro-Evo. The games are played on-line and the teams and contestants are taken into account when giving the odds-it will be a website which you can log on-to watch the games-place mid game bets, the website will even send out business mailing lists to its on-line members and players.

There is potential for a cash cow inception monopolisation situation. Beautiful. Got to love this idea-so i’m just throwing it out there-ideas my way for some queen heads!

I am so security conscious when it comes to my ‘coin’. Because I’m all about ‘that paper’ I don’t mind depleting my bank roll to protect my well gotten gains from any thieving tools who intend to take golden cheddar from my premises.

If you decide to step your game up in the security sector of your endeavour for true gambling one-ness then you need to invest in some cameras. These ward off those who prey on the more fortunate by simply their presence as nobody wants to be spotted committing acts of thievery.

I’m into my technology as much as I am into my gambling antics- the ideal purchase for me has got to be IP security Cameras for reasons such as connectivity-they connect via IP so they can join onto you existing home network hub/switch/router.

Once connected the feed can be viewed from your computer with a huge level of control, not only that, the feeds will be viewable from anywhere as the feeds effectively will be on the internet providing your network has internet connection. These are an absolute winner in my opinion-one should never go without security in ones life-especially if one is fond of cash!

Gambling is an affliction which is awesome when you’re not surprised by anything. So when indulging in a spot of gambling in a casino per say, you could do without being disturbed when your chips are down and you’ve got a sweetheart of a hand, and are going for the winner that will buy you tomorrows food. When…… All of a sudden a masked masquerade of club wheedling hoodlums smash the table up and you’re sweetheart of a winning hand has turned into prom night max factor disaster when all bets are off for the night.

They should have installed the best intruder alarm systems in the business-should one never worry about missing that opportunity ever again.

So you’re at home on a Sunday night and fancy doing something constructive before work Monday morning. Constructive would require cash. Quick cash is gambled cash. So where do you get your hands on this aside from a casino….. Your mates!

That’s right I said it, get your friends involved, I’m sure they wouldn’t think twice about taking your hard earned cash away from you had you placed a stupid bet.

Get them round and get a game of cards on the go; the game I would go for would be poker (Texas) or 10 card rummy with jokers as explained in an earlier post.

But you need an edge-everyone wants an edge on the competition. Scheme, scheme, plot, plot, you’re going for that number 1 spot. Whilst you are mid game orchestrate some bizarre scenario where your residential fire sprinklers system is highly sensitive. Tell Dave to start smoking or you’ll plant him. As soon as that sweet smoke hits the sensor it’s wet curtains for everyone.

Inevitably your guests will be shocked as you weep to them you have to buy a new Persian rug for £10,000-they’ll soon pay up just out of good will. At this point you may have a wet house but, if the plan comes off your laughing

Information is knowledge and knowledge is power, power is control. Everybody wants control. When comes the time and you have a fleet of card counters travelling up and down the country. You set up the venues-send them out and you take your cut. Now that is power eh? Not that anyone ever does this but we can aspire to be above and beyond our imagination. There are things which would make this dream somewhat easier!

I’ve heard of something which we can use to our advantage. There are anywhere between 20-25 million road users a day in the UK, now lets say your empire has caught up to your imagination maybe even surpassed it. You have 70 drivers. That’s right 70, don’t ask me why not 60 or 80-70 drivers sounds right. If you had a Vehicle tracking system you’d be able to know where and what your drivers are up to. Not only that you could streamline your entire process.

Streamlining is the key-in order to streamline you’ll need the information and this comes from the vehicle tracking system which gives you the knowledge-stemmed from that comes power and that’s what we’re about. This information which tracks where vehicles are, routes they’re taking, average speed, mileage, fuel consumption. A quick interpretation of this data accumulated over a period of time would show trends. Now’s time to play to your strengths, avoid your weaknesses but lest we not forget streamline for power.

Life in general wouldn’t be the same if it weren’t filled with myths, legends – and secrets. While some myths can be very entertaining to some, they can also be rather dangerous to those who are misguided and enslaved by them. But when it comes to slot machines, the following myths can more or less be the busting if any bankroll.

Be sure not to buy into them – not to swear by them.

Myth No. 1: A slot machine that is about to payout can be spotted – On the other hand, a winning slot machine can’t be spotted by the looks of it. Therefore, even a slot machine in a “bank” of slot machines with high-payout percentages will not guarantee a big, massive jackpot.

Myth No. 2: Casinos always place “loose” slot machines in specific places – While there might be some stock in finding “looser” slot machines in high-traffic areas – like near the cashier line, these “loose” slot machines are not always going to be found in the same spots – or in the same “specific” places. Casinos tend to move their slot machines all the time.

Myth No. 3: Determining your odds of winning by counting the number of symbols on a reel – Believe it or not, some slot-machine experts say that you can determine your chances of winning the big jackpot by counting the overall number of symbols and symbol combinations – something like slot-machine-jackpot numerology.

Myth No. 4: Winning the big jackpot by pulling the arm of the slot machine instead of pushing the spin button – As far as the slot machine, or better, the Random Number Generator (RNG) is concerned, both of these “playing options” are signals to start spinning the reels. But they say pulling the machine’s arm is the better option of the two – it will perhaps bring you a massive jackpot – Who knows . . .

Myth No. 5: The longer a slot machine goes without paying, the sooner it will – Well, while it is theoretically possible for a casino to change out the computer chip in a slot machine, this doesn’t happen where casinos are tightly regulated. After all, there’s no magic button that makes a slot machine either “loose” or “tight”.

Just like with any other game, you ought to have a strategy in order to play slots like a professional. Playing slots is not just about spinning the reels – everyone can do that!

It’s more about how you spin those reels, where you spin them and when you spin them. Winning requires a strategy, and even though slots playing seems like a very simple, innocent and rather uncomplicated game, you should know that slots playing is pretty much the opposite of that.

You need a strategy in order to win.

Here’re some useful tips and bits of advice that can help you make your own winning strategy:

Tip No. 1: Spin the reels with the money from your initial bankroll – Make it a habit to only play slots with the money from your initial bankroll, and not from any credits that you may have earned along the way – it would silly and very unwise. Provided you spin the slots’ reels with a certain amount of money from your initial bankroll, you will always walk away from the machines with some money in your pocket. It’s far better you do so in conjunction with a set limit on losses.

Tip No. 2: Break your bankroll down into betting sessions – This means your chances of winning the big jackpot will be increased if you break down your overall bankroll into “betting sessions” – instead of wasting it all away during one single game of slot playing. It’s much better, and less risky – remember that.

Tip No. 3: Know when it’s time to walk away – Basically, even if you haven’t hit your loss limit, but find that you are getting extremely frustrated and annoyed with the slot machine you are playing, it’s better you just walk away from it. In other words, try taking a break from playing slots, or then move on to another machine – or another game, altogether. But do remember: slots playing should always be fun and entertaining. If you start thinking about winning the big jackpot – constantly, then you will miss out on all the fun of playing slots. Winning is not the most important thing about slots playing – fun is.

Playing slots is very simple. There is absolutely nothing mysterious and esoteric about slot machines. But nonetheless, while there are a few slot machine myths that some players swear by, there are really no hidden secrets and formulas that will guarantee winning a big jackpot.

In order to understand the basic nature of a slot machine, all you need to know is that the winning symbol combinations are just randomly produced. Keeping this in mind, however, there are certain practices players should adopt, which will – overall – help to increase their success at slots playing.

Thereby, in order to understand these “practices”, here’re some tips and tricks:

Tip No. 1: Give your bankroll a limit – It is very important that you give your bankroll a limit before you start spinning the reels. In fact, as soon as you reach that very limit, stop playing immediately – and don’t think twice about trying to chase after any losses. Make sure your losing limit is not your entire bankroll. In other words, leave yourself some room, so you can either play another game, or come back to play another day.

Tip No. 2: Peruse through the payout schedules – It’s also important that you read through the payout schedules when selecting a slot machine to play. Opt for the slot machine with the best payouts for the lower winning symbol combinations. This means you might actually win a jackpot without having to waste away a lot of money.

Tip No. 3: Always look for slot machines with higher payout percentages – This can generally vary from game to game, but also from casino to casino – or in the case of online gambling, from website to website. Yet, if you do your research ahead of time by simply looking through advertisements, and speaking to slot floor managers, you will very likely be able to find a slot machine that pays out in the 96-98% range.

Playing slots is mostly about having fun – you never know for sure whether you’ll win the jackpot or not, so you might as well enjoy a game of slot playing. Since slot playing is all about pleasure and fun, you can also take advantage of it. Actually, take advantage of everything slot playing involves – it’s the least you can do!

Now, since this Chapter deals with playing slots wisely and having fun while doing so, here’re some very useful tips and tricks:

Tip No. 1: Take advantage of everything – If you’re a drinker, you may as well take advantage of all the free drinks offered. Order something expensive. After all, why drink Pepsi when you can have Heinekens instead?

Tip No. 2: Always bet max coins – Remember that you can’t win the big jackpot unless you play max coins. If you’re really optimistic and you’re sure there’s a big jackpot waiting for you ahead, you should indeed play max coins. Who knows, perhaps you are a potential slots winner.

Tip No. 3: Play the highest denomination slot machine you can afford – This is a trick every experienced slot machine gamer is familiar with. Remember: Do not play a denomination slot machine that you can’t afford – it’s too risky to lose the money you cannot afford losing. But still, it’s common knowledge that higher denomination slots have far better and bigger payouts.

Tip No. 4: Always doubt the slot system – No one can guarantee that you will win, nor can anyone guarantee that the machine won’t break down and swallow your coins. So never trust the system – there’s always the possibility that the machine will break down just after stuffing it full with a handful of coins.

Tip No. 5: Don’t waste your money on outrageously expensive playing-slots books and ebooks. You won’t learn anything too interesting from them anyway, as they’ll turn out to be a bit more philosophically-oriented and a bit less helpful. In fact, you’ll get more help from Google than a gambler-wannabe-author’s ebook-bestseller.

A sure bet if you’re a gambler is the snooker- got to love it.

If you’re a fan of the snooker then i’ve got a tip for you.

Follow a player called Mark Selby-aka the ‘The Jester from Leicester’.

This whipper-snapper is playing well so far and eased himself through the econd round of the world championships last week with a comfortable 10-6 win over Ricky Walden.

Currently Selby is stepping to John Higgins beat.

The game opening frames yesterday say Selby smash 3 frames in whilst Higgins sat down and flooded himself with the jug of water.

Higgins aswered right back with 3 frame winning breaks forcing Selby into the back seat.

Continued in Pt.2